For or against those little fuzzy ewoks?
Pro-Ewok/Anti-Ewok
When it comes to Ewoks, people either love them or hate them. Below is a summary of both views.
Pro-Ewok
They love all things Ewok. They believe that the Ewoks played a crucial role in the defeat of the Empire and are thankful for it. They regard Ewoks as one of the cutest creatures known to man, even cuter than Justin Bieber. Known Ewok supporters include Barack Obama, George Clooney and Quentin Tarantino.
Anti-Ewok
They despise Ewoks. They believe that the Ewoks could not have possibly defeated the Empire with only rocks and log traps. They regard Ewoks as tiny, stupid bears that George Lucas only included in the film in order to rope in the female and young children demographics. Famous Ewok haters include James Cameron, Jennifer Aniston and Tiger Woods.
Do you think Pro-Ewok people are just suckers blinded by overwhelming cuteness? Or are those Anti-Ewok just cold, horrible people whose heart only functions to pump black sludge around their veins?
What side are you on?
